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Mesajde Vizitator » 11-Dec-2007, 16:34

Un politist vede un automat, se apropie de el si baga o fisa. Deodata apare un pahar si incepe sa curga cafea. Politistul ia paharul, il bea si mai baga o fisa.
Din nou apare un pahar, curge cafeaua pe care o bea politistul si actiunea se repeta de mai multe ori pina cand in spatele politistului se formeaza o coada destul de mare.
La un moment dat o batrina il intreaba pe politist:
- Domnu politist ne lasati si pe noi sa bem o cafea, ca de o ora stam la coada!?
La care politistul indignat raspunde:
- Ce vrei babo, ti-e ciuda ca castig...
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Mesajde Sylver » 17-Dec-2007, 13:11

Anonymous scrie:Era un om sarac care vroia sa castige la loto. Se roaga el la Dumnezeu sa castige la 6/49: - Da doamne sa castig la loto ca sunt amarat nu am bani sa imi cresc copii, nu avem ce manca, murim de foame! Si se roaga el la Dumnezeu asa o saptamana, o luna, 2 luni, 3 si tot asa. Intr-un timp il aude dumnezeu si ii zice: - Bai idiotule, da bilet ti-ai luat?

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FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR Imagine
FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
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FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
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Mesajde Miss Nihilus » 26-Dec-2007, 14:18

I:Cum se numesc copiii homosexualilor?
R: Baieti de baieti :D

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si unul din bancurile mele preferate:

Pe patul de moarte sta intins un mos de 80 de ani, sot, tata, bunic, strabunic. I se apropie sfarsitul si de jur imprejurul lui sta toata familia: sotia, copiii si nepotii si cativa stranepoti. Toti asteptau in liniste si deodata batranul se trezeste si spune:
- Trebuie sa va spun un secret mare! Aveam de toate: masini bune, femei frumoase, multi prieteni si un cont mare in banca. Intr-o zi mi-a spus un prieten ca trebuie sa ma insor, ca sa am o familie ca altfel nu o sa aiba cine sa-mi dea un pahar cu apa pe patul mortii.
Ei si asa m-am insurat si viata mea s-a schimbat radical. In loc sa merg la discoteca cu femei.. stau acasa si ma uit la seriale, cu sotia. Masina o folosesc doar ca sa duc si aduc copiii de la scoala si sa mergem impreuna in concediu, la mare. Toti bani din banca s-au dus pe scolile voastre. Zilele frumoase si libertatea mea… le-a luat vantul! Si acum cand stau intins si astept la moarte stiti ce e cel mai rau din toate?
- Ce, dragul noastru tata? il intreaba cu totii
- Nu mi-e sete!
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Mesajde kamy_kam » 6-Ian-2008, 17:55

poze facute de mine, ori de membrii familiei, aici la o scoala dintr-o comuna prahoveana :)

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Mesajde kamy_kam » 6-Ian-2008, 17:59

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Mesajde kamy_kam » 6-Ian-2008, 18:33

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Mesajde patricia one » 6-Ian-2008, 18:50

ravasitor... de dulce, simpaticul domn :))
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Mesajde Sylver » 17-Aug-2008, 12:46

Discuţie între soţ şi soţie
Soţul către soţia însărcinată: Dragă, dacă va semăna cu tine, va fi minunat!
Soţia: Iar dacă va semăna cu tine... va fi o minune. :shock:
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FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR Imagine
FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
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:)) :)) :)) :))

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Mesajde Sylver » 18-Aug-2008, 11:36

Se aruncă de pe cochilie? :-?
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FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR Imagine
FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon)
FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
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Mesajde NightCrawler » 18-Aug-2008, 20:48

Nu! Se uita in priza.
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Mesajde Sylver » 19-Aug-2008, 13:10

Tare. :)) Da' ia zi, de ce nu moare Andreea Balan dacă sare din avion fără paraşută? :)
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FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR Imagine
FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon)
FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
Şah (Ed. II) • Semifinalist
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Mesajde NightCrawler » 22-Aug-2008, 02:16

Ai vazut tu parasuta moarta? =))
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Mesajde Sylver » 22-Aug-2008, 12:06

Da. Şi ăsta e un răspuns bun. :)) Eu aveam în minte altele două. Ori ea e paraşută, aşa că ce-i mai treb'e. :oops: Ori îi slabă şi o duce vîntu' ca pe-o frunză. :))

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FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR Imagine
FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon)
FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
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Mesajde NightCrawler » 23-Aug-2008, 13:04

Un paianjen vopsit in verde.
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Mesajde Sylver » 23-Aug-2008, 14:16

Nope. Un castravete cu voinţă. :o

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FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR Imagine
FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon)
FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
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Mesajde NightCrawler » 25-Aug-2008, 13:07

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Mesajde Sylver » 26-Aug-2008, 12:14

Viitorul, man, viitorul. :whistle:
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PC1 - CPU: Intel Core i7-5820K Haswell-E, 6-core, 3.3Ghz, LGA 2011v3, 140W • CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper T4, 4x Heatpipes, vent. 12cm • MB: Gigabyte X99-UD4, 8x DDR4, 2*PCIEx16/2*x8/3*x1, 10*sATA3/1*SATA Ex/1* M.2/GLAN/8*USB3.0 • GPU: Inno3D GeForce GTX 1060, 3GB GDDR5, 192-bit, 8K • RAM: 16GB Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4, 2400Mhz, CL15, Dual Channel Kit • SSD: 250GB Samsung MZ-750250BW 750 EVO, 2.5" SATA 6Gb/s, R/W 540/520 MB/s • HDD: 2x Seagate 8TB, ST8000AS0002, 5900RPM, 128MB, 5.5W • Blu-Ray Writer: LG BH16NS40 • PSU: Corsair VS650, 650W ATX 2.31, eficienta 85%, 12cm fan, 2x 6+2-Pin PCIe, 4x SATA, PFC Activ • Case: Cooler Master Storm Trooper, Full Tower, 4 fans, 9x 5.25 Bays, 8x 3.5 Bays, 13x 2.5 Bays 13 (converted from 5.25” bay by two 4-in 3 HDD modules), 2x USB 2.0, 2x USB 3.0, 1x eSATA • Left-Panel Fan: Cooler Master SickleFlow 120mm, Red LED • 5.25" Bay: Media Dashboard Card Reader, 6xUSB 2.0, 2xUSB 3.0, 20pin e-SATA, SATA • Router: D-Link DIR-600 • KB: Logitech G510s, USB, black, 18 programmable G-keys, custom backlit keys, dual 3.5mm audio ports, GamePanel LCD • Mouse: A+ G5-Loki, 2500 DPI, USB • Speakers: Genius SP-U120, 2.0, 3W, USB, Black • Headphones: Skullcandy Hesh 2, AC Milan • Gamepad: Thrustmaster F1 Dual Analog Ferrari 150th Italia Exclusive Edition, 10 buttons, 8-way D-pad • Display: LG Flatron W2243S-PF, 21,5", Full HD, 75 Hz, 40W • Printer: HP Deskjet Ink Advantage 4515 All-in-One • OS: Windows 10 Enterprise x64 + Windows 8.1 Pro x64 • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2016
PC2 - CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 240, 2800 Mhz, 65W • MB: ASUS M2N68-AM Plus • GPU: GeForce 7025 (on-board) • RAM: Kingmax DDR2 2GB, PC2-8500, 1066 Mhz, 3W • HDD: Seagate 2TB Barracuda ST2000DM001, SATA3, 7200RPM, 64MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS50, 30W • PSU: Corsair VS550, 550W, 120mm fan • Case: Intex Easy PC, MiddleTower • KB: Logitech Y-SZ49, 8 multimedia keys, White • Mouse: A4Tech N-360-1, 1600 dpi • Speakers: Intex IT-NB30 • Headphones: A4Tech HS-800, 109 dB • Gamepad: Logitech Rumblepad 2 • Display: LG Flatron 194WTS, 19" • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2017
PC3 - CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 4600+, 2400 Mhz • MB: ECS GeForce7050M-M v1.0A • GPU: GeForce 7050 (on-board) • RAM: Buffalo 1GB DDR2, 667Mhz • HDD: Western Digital 640GB Caviar Blue, WD6400AAKS, SATA2, 7200RPM, 16MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS70 • PSU: Casecom ATX 450W • Case: No Name • KB: Digittex KB331M • Mouse: Plano MT1091P • Headphones: Gembird AP-860 • Gamepad: Genius MaxFire Grandias Turbo • Display: AOC 7GlrA • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: None
Laptop 1 - Asus X553MA-XX490D, 15,6" • CPU: Intel Celeron Dual-Core N28eo, 2,16 Ghz • RAM: 4GB DDR3, 1600 MHz • HDD: 500GB, 5400RPM • DVD-RWGPU: Intel HD Graphics • OS: Windows 8.1 Pro x64
Laptop 2 • CPU: AMD Sempron 3000+, 1.80GHz • RAM: 512 MB • HDD: 40GB • DVD-RWDisplay: 15" • Mouse: A+ G1-Seth, 2400DPI, USB • OS: Windows XP x86

Palmares competiţii
FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR Imagine
FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon)
FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
Şah (Ed. II) • Semifinalist
Şah (Ed. I) • Sfertfinalist (abandon)
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Mesajde NightCrawler » 28-Aug-2008, 04:43

Ahaaaa... sa inteleg ca al tau e negru? =))

Anyway, ia spune-mi tu mie, cum se uita o rata in beci?
ImaginePalmares în viaţăImagine

- flori, fete sau băieţi;
- şotron;
- ţară, ţară, vrem ostaşi;
- ţurca;
- hockey (versiunea vintage, iarna, pe gârla îngheţată);
- de-a v-aţi ascunselea;
- lapte gros;
- leapşa;
- miuţa;
- hoţii şi vardiştii;
- raţele şi vânătorii.

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Mesajde Sylver » 28-Aug-2008, 13:09

Cu ochii bulbucaţi, ca de melc. :)) Îşi lungeşte gîtu' ca de girafă şi bagă capu' la înaintare. :-?
Dacă voi nu mă vreți, eu vă vreau!
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Configuraţii
PC1 - CPU: Intel Core i7-5820K Haswell-E, 6-core, 3.3Ghz, LGA 2011v3, 140W • CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper T4, 4x Heatpipes, vent. 12cm • MB: Gigabyte X99-UD4, 8x DDR4, 2*PCIEx16/2*x8/3*x1, 10*sATA3/1*SATA Ex/1* M.2/GLAN/8*USB3.0 • GPU: Inno3D GeForce GTX 1060, 3GB GDDR5, 192-bit, 8K • RAM: 16GB Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4, 2400Mhz, CL15, Dual Channel Kit • SSD: 250GB Samsung MZ-750250BW 750 EVO, 2.5" SATA 6Gb/s, R/W 540/520 MB/s • HDD: 2x Seagate 8TB, ST8000AS0002, 5900RPM, 128MB, 5.5W • Blu-Ray Writer: LG BH16NS40 • PSU: Corsair VS650, 650W ATX 2.31, eficienta 85%, 12cm fan, 2x 6+2-Pin PCIe, 4x SATA, PFC Activ • Case: Cooler Master Storm Trooper, Full Tower, 4 fans, 9x 5.25 Bays, 8x 3.5 Bays, 13x 2.5 Bays 13 (converted from 5.25” bay by two 4-in 3 HDD modules), 2x USB 2.0, 2x USB 3.0, 1x eSATA • Left-Panel Fan: Cooler Master SickleFlow 120mm, Red LED • 5.25" Bay: Media Dashboard Card Reader, 6xUSB 2.0, 2xUSB 3.0, 20pin e-SATA, SATA • Router: D-Link DIR-600 • KB: Logitech G510s, USB, black, 18 programmable G-keys, custom backlit keys, dual 3.5mm audio ports, GamePanel LCD • Mouse: A+ G5-Loki, 2500 DPI, USB • Speakers: Genius SP-U120, 2.0, 3W, USB, Black • Headphones: Skullcandy Hesh 2, AC Milan • Gamepad: Thrustmaster F1 Dual Analog Ferrari 150th Italia Exclusive Edition, 10 buttons, 8-way D-pad • Display: LG Flatron W2243S-PF, 21,5", Full HD, 75 Hz, 40W • Printer: HP Deskjet Ink Advantage 4515 All-in-One • OS: Windows 10 Enterprise x64 + Windows 8.1 Pro x64 • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2016
PC2 - CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 240, 2800 Mhz, 65W • MB: ASUS M2N68-AM Plus • GPU: GeForce 7025 (on-board) • RAM: Kingmax DDR2 2GB, PC2-8500, 1066 Mhz, 3W • HDD: Seagate 2TB Barracuda ST2000DM001, SATA3, 7200RPM, 64MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS50, 30W • PSU: Corsair VS550, 550W, 120mm fan • Case: Intex Easy PC, MiddleTower • KB: Logitech Y-SZ49, 8 multimedia keys, White • Mouse: A4Tech N-360-1, 1600 dpi • Speakers: Intex IT-NB30 • Headphones: A4Tech HS-800, 109 dB • Gamepad: Logitech Rumblepad 2 • Display: LG Flatron 194WTS, 19" • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2017
PC3 - CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 4600+, 2400 Mhz • MB: ECS GeForce7050M-M v1.0A • GPU: GeForce 7050 (on-board) • RAM: Buffalo 1GB DDR2, 667Mhz • HDD: Western Digital 640GB Caviar Blue, WD6400AAKS, SATA2, 7200RPM, 16MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS70 • PSU: Casecom ATX 450W • Case: No Name • KB: Digittex KB331M • Mouse: Plano MT1091P • Headphones: Gembird AP-860 • Gamepad: Genius MaxFire Grandias Turbo • Display: AOC 7GlrA • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: None
Laptop 1 - Asus X553MA-XX490D, 15,6" • CPU: Intel Celeron Dual-Core N28eo, 2,16 Ghz • RAM: 4GB DDR3, 1600 MHz • HDD: 500GB, 5400RPM • DVD-RWGPU: Intel HD Graphics • OS: Windows 8.1 Pro x64
Laptop 2 • CPU: AMD Sempron 3000+, 1.80GHz • RAM: 512 MB • HDD: 40GB • DVD-RWDisplay: 15" • Mouse: A+ G1-Seth, 2400DPI, USB • OS: Windows XP x86

Palmares competiţii
FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe
FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR Imagine
FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist
FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist
FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon)
FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist
FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală
FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală
Şah (Ed. II) • Semifinalist
Şah (Ed. I) • Sfertfinalist (abandon)
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